Melrose Chatters Signature Code

Melrose Chatters Signature Code is for Melrose, which is according to the FAQ a “telnet chat haven”.

Q: What is a Melrose Chatter?
A: Melrose is a telnet chat haven, thus, a melrose chatter is one who chat’s in said haven.

Q: What is a chat haven?
A: A chat haven is a place where you can have (meaningless) conversations 24 hours/day. Melrose is (usually) in real time so it’s a very fast-paced, pub-like atmosphere.

Q: Why do you post in this news group?
A: Because none of us are smart enough to start our own, and since this one is not occupied…

Q: Do Melrose Chatters post topics related to ‘Melrose Place’?
A: Absolutely not.

Q: Do you people talk about ‘Melrose Place’ when you chat?
A: Absolutely not.

Q: Why do you call yourselves Melrose then?
A: To lure newbies into the haven.

Q: Why would you want to lure newbies into the haven?
A: To play cruel and unusual jokes on them, of course!